Virtual Pet
BECAUSE you're still too irresponsible to nurture anything that doesn't come with infinite redoes.
Ah, hearken back to the days of the GigaPet, the Tamogatchi and those other creepy, pixelated, poorly animated creatures (and babies!) we nurtured compulsively during elementary school. Sure, we had to pass them off to our moms for most of the day (who secretly loved playing with them), but now we're older, more responsible and can devote our full attention to your cute little kitten. These are sophisticated pets--you can't just hit the feed button anymore, you choose between organic and snack foods. They tell you when they would like to play--and it's impossible not to listen.
Your boss will SURELY understand it when you blow a deadline because Fluffy needed some exercise.
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